Saturday, September 3, 2011

Painting my house RED because I want to. A Lesbian celebration!

Dear lesbian friends, I am shouting it: Thank heavens I am a lesbian!

Life has saved me from the fatal doom of falling in love with a boring bloke and his testosterone driven urge to dominate, own, and paint everything white.

A hatter in soul, I have way too much muchness for a man!

I celebrate the fact that i won't be tied down to a bierpens, burps or fart jokes. I do not need to tolerate sexist jokes, or deal with him not closing the toilet, or pissin on the floor! I simply dont have the option to be the obedient little wife, trying to please her man to keep his attention.

I would never have enjoyed living in a middle class little household,  where I have to cook, dish, serve and clean religiously. I won't need to ask permission to have a fabulous girls' night and rock the tequila or ever be stuck in a horrific saturday afternoon with rugby and castle lager.

I am lucky enough to have been born privleged. I get to have a female partner with soft hair, who smells like flowers and femme, sleep with gorgeous soft breasts which i can hold on to when I fall asleep, and fingernails to tickle me all over.

I have a female partner who enjoy my oddities and energy without feeling threatend or less like a man because i'm strong, popular or clever.

I get to love somoene who can enjoy long luxury evenings, drinking red wine and having pedi's mani's and facials. We can giggle, gossip and eat tubs of ice cream.My woman will hold me when I cry and cry with me when im sad. She understands periods, pms, papsmears, pregnancy and parties where there are no testosterone saturated bullies.

I can take my partner to the beauty therapist, the ocean and even the malls' restrooms. We will have estrogen charged passionate fights, and kiss like we are ignited afterwards. Lesbians have the gift  of exquisite intimacy with or without having sex.

Today, I celebrate being a lesbian. I can love and be free at the same time. I can be with somoene and still keep my unique identity.

Above all this I get to love sacredly and experience a world of sensual beauty. I  have sex and pray at the same time. Its the gift of being able to sexually and emotionally fulfill each other, without playing games.

I watch wonderland as often as I like!

Thank you Lord, I am a lucky lesbian in a world full of gorgeous women and a red palace where I can dance naked, drink Merlot and scream as much as I like!

Cheers & Kisses

Darefairy