Whilst doing baby-shopping with my pregnant friend we stumped upon this: "Noo Noo Powder". I thought I’d suggest this hilarious product, for those anonymous ones that comment on my articles with scaly motives. Lovies, put some powder on those nasty Noo Noos.
This articles are supposed to be FUNNY (see title) I’m not here to share my intimate, heavy feelings (I will get a shrink should I need that!) I’m here to stir! READ - it says tongue in the cheek humor. Nie wroeginge nie.
Lastly If any of my exs bored friends consider attacking the literary quality of my these pieces again you will win the Weekly Trophy for Noo Noo of the week (see photograph above). Im not here to practice literature, Im here to have fun. BE WARNED.
Watch this space for new articles on vibrators, having babies and the AssTrollOgy of Underland xx
